Hello one and all,
I know it’s not Valentines Day, or even close – but I have that song in my head… “My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine, you make me smile with my heart…” or so sweet, and OH so romantic.
I watched the Emmy’s last night – my god Conan O’Brien is hilarious. Did you watch it? Sheesh. Hilarious! “We are in trouble, with a capital T, and that rhymes with G, as in Gee we’re screwed!” LOL damn funny. I tried to find it on youtube.com but it’s not up yet. It probably will be in a few days.
I am eating a blueberry muffin. So soft and delicious. Why is it a blueberry… it’s not blue. It’s purple. Or at least burple… but definitely more purple than blue. Don’t you agree? I can see you all nodding your head 
I read “He’s Just Not That Into You” yesterday, that is a fantastic book. It certainly opened my eyes up. Whether you are in a relationship or not, a woman or a man, BUY IT… READ IT. It gives you an insight into how us ladies make up excuses for men; “He’s busy because…” or “He hasn’t called because…” BECAUSE HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU! That’s right men, we can now see through your crap. It says in the book a man would rather lose his right arm than simply tell a girl “I’m just not that into you”. WHAT?! That’s ridiculous.
But every now and again you find a guy who says “I’m not like other guys… I’m different”. Well buddy, you ARE a dude therefore you are NOT different from other guys. Suck it up. You know it’s the truth. Just admit that as a guy, you have a tendency to act like an asshole. Just like I, a young woman, have the tendency to act like a bitch. It’s not a good or a bad thing – we are not assholes and bitches all the time – just some of the time. But this book definitely makes you feel empowered and confident with relationships.
I’m not a feminist, and I’m not men bashing – I luuuuurve men – I just found this book to be a real eye opener. And for a girl who finds it hard to understand her own mind, this book helps you understand the minds of men in relationships.
On a sad note… I finished my muffin. No more soft scrumptious fluffy wheat with small scrumptious PURPLE berries… sadness.
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet youre my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But dont change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But dont you change one hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day
… sung beautifully by Mr Frank Sinatra…
Peace, Love & Art
Aisha
