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How to Write a Manifesto

How to Write a Manifesto

Today, we write a manifesto. Today, our second sentence starts with the first word of the first sentence. We write a short sentence. Then a shorter one. Then a really, really long one that maybe doesn’t make any sense but is immediately followed by One. Word. Sentences. Then we make our point even clearer By...

I’m back!

Hi Everyone, Wow what a journey 2010 has been! Thank you all for your kind words and for your patience. I will be dedicating more time to this site, and even including some of my own artwork. Soon I will be studying Graphic Design at www.thegraphicdesignschool.com and currently I am looking for a job in a...

My 50 things

One and all, I have been inspired to write a list on 50 things I want to do before I die… so my list is as follows (this is in no order whatsoever): 1. Learn another language, perhaps French 2. Ride a camel in Morocco 3. I want input into the making of a films...

My survey

Name: Aisha I am: A music addict My shoe size is: 7 My ring size is: No idea I am allergic to: Nothing Apparently soy milk Right Handed or Left Handed: Used to be Left, but now I am Right handed Your Heritage: Irish & Scottish The Shoes You Wore Today: My Havaiana thongs Your...

My names

Marhaba my friends, I hope you are all safe & well. At home, I have a little notebook with many, many, many names. I love names. If you are ever telling me a story involving people, I will always ask for their names. Here is a list of names I love (in no particular oder);...

My scary toilet experience

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! YEOW!!!! I was shopping yesterday at Myers, and at some point during my shopping I had to go to the bathroom, so I followed the signs and alas I found the toilets in the corner of the shop. I followed the long, dark corridor which led to the female toilets, which was of...

My random thoughts

Hey there good lookin’! How are you? Hows life? Hows the missus? Anyway, I am quite bored today, and in my boredom-ness I have come up with some random, interesting thoughts. Firstly, why do men have nipples? It’s not like they breast feed or anything… Secondly, I was reading this article about the “three day”...

My life plan

Hello all, hope you are well =) I’ve decided to put my life plan into a blog, because I believe if you put something out into the universe, you have a greater chance of receiving what you wished for. So here goes; First up, I want to be happy, not just on the surface, but...

My bull whacky

My friends, how are you? I am at work, yet again… it’s such a beautiful day today. I wish this building had a retractable roof. At least that way I could get a tan and work. Now there’s an incentive to come to work!!! I watched the Steve Irwin Memorial Service last night, I was...

My joke of the day

Dear Friends, A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He’s slamming whiskey left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn’t believe that the guy had just done that. He was...

My funny valentine

Hello one and all, I know it’s not Valentines Day, or even close – but I have that song in my head… “My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine, you make me smile with my heart…” or so sweet, and OH so romantic. I watched the Emmy’s last night – my god Conan O’Brien is hilarious....

My weekend gone wrong

Hola, Bonjour, Hallo, Hello and G’day!! How was your weekend? Mine went terribly fast. I seem to remember Friday night like it was yesterday. But no, Aisha don’t be disillusioned it is Monday morning. The worlds favourite time of the week. Oh wait its not? My bad. It was my friends gathering at the Surf...